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Consider swapping the boots for tan loafers to lean into a more dressy casual aesthetic

Performance chinos are a bit less formal than regular cotton chinos, and create a nice balance of dressy casual elements with the dress sneakers and polo shirt

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And no, you dont need false eyelashes or satin robeskeep the glam understated for this look

Take a woolen blanket and soak it with hot water until its heavy and steamy, wrap yourself in it, right over your clothes, so tightly that you feel like you can barely breath and move, step into a steam room (or the bathroom right after someone has taken an overly long and hot shower), and turn the furnace on